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Name: Maegan
Birthday: 7/30/1990
Gender: Female
Interests: ~ IcE cReAm * PiNk N' rEd RoSeS ~ tAlKiNg AlL nIgHt OnLyNe * TaLkInG oN tHe PhOnE ~ hAnGiNg OuT * scHoOl ~ GoInG 2 MoViEs * MoViES :: ShAlL wE DanCe, GrInD, MeAn GiRlS, dIcKiE rObErTs, YoU gOt SerVed!, PaSsIoNs, LiOn KinG... ~MuSiC - I LiKe ChaTtinG oN thE cOmpUtEr * GuaRd ~ GuArD* ScHoOl~ GuARD* EveryThinG
Expertise: Art.. fashion.. i dont know what else
Occupation: Student
Industry: Art
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Member Since:
2/1/2006
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| nvermind.. i guess.. i stil have my xanga.. whats up.. u guys dont leave alot of comments. that sucks | | |
| hey guys my xanga.. is being shut down.. no more usage.. my mom found my myspace.. and is mad.. so im deleting everything.. if u need 2 get ahold of me.. call me... u know my number.. (or u should) | | |
| Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist." | | |
| hey guys im thinking about taking xanga outa my life.. lol its getting boring and no one is commenting... so like if u want me 2 keep this comment me as much as you want.. and can.. if not .. im going straight 2 myspace.. and stricktly myspace.. well addios!! / | | |
| man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc." | | |
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